In the Eye of the Beholder...

The so-called "American Family Association" is horrified--no, let me rephrase--they are "sickened" by a recent clip from a show called "Dirt" on the FX Channel. A few things pop into my head.

1. Why are they watching a show called "Dirt"? The title alone doesn't sound "family friendly" (whatever the hell that means)
2. I think by now we all know that non-broadcast channels show homosexual love scenes, as well as straight ones.

To view the actual scene they are "sickened" by, you can see it at YouTube here.

To the meat of the matter: Their real beef is with Ford, or as I think they sometimes refer to it, "The Automobile Maker of the Degenerates." We homosexuals, of course, refer to Ford by this lovely acronym:
F--Friendly
O--On
R--Relationship
D--Diversity

The AFA hates that an automaker here in the U.S. caters to us by heavily promoting Ford cars and trucks in gay publications, gay TV, gay movies, Gay Pride parades, and so on and so forth. And why shouldn't they? We have money (or, at least, that's what I've heard--if someone's found mine, please let me know!) They've claimed often enough that because we don't raise children (um, yeah we do!), don't get married (where we aren't allowed to), or other such nonsense that only makes sense in a twisted shade of reality that is nonexistent except in their heads (I would say "brains," but they may be too much credit, wouldn't you agree?), that we have oodles and oodles of money that we burn in the winter to heat our homes and use to buy sexual toys and sexual holidays and "Homo's On Ice" tickets in the winter... Of course, I often wonder why a group so anti-gay thinks they know more about what we do than we actually do! I mean, if I truly lived up to the imaginations of the AFA, my typical day would run something like this:

1. Wake up
   
2. Have sex with whatever I find lying around
   
3. Sleep some more
   
4. Have sex with something else when I wake up
   
5. Eat a breakfast of uncertain origin
   
6. Parade nude down the street
   
7. Rape a few male pedestrians, most of them underage, on the way to school
   
8. Watch (still nude) while little children play on the play ground at school
   
9. Rape some of them
   
10. Rape their teacher
    
11. Order out for lunch, and rape the delivery guy when he arrives
    
12. Spend the afternoon as a priest, raping altar boys
    
13. Eat dinner in a gay bar, getting drunk (if I wasn't already)
    
14. Parade home in the nude
    
15. After raping more people on the way home, I sign them up for "Gay Camp" so we can convert more
    
16. Wear women's clothing to go out that night and get drunk (again)
    
17. Stay up all night having sex with every single male I see, gay or not
    
18. Buy a Ford on the way home form the club, raping the car salesman
    
19. Sleep

Doesn't leave much time for shopping, work, spending time with friends and family...

The fact that they find two men getting it on as "sickening" is just icing on the cake, if you ask me. I suppose YHWH held a gun to their head so they would have to watch the scene, then tell the world how "sickened" they were. Sickened enough to post it on YouTube, sickened enough to e-mail the YouTube video as an attachment to a purported "3,464,481" members worldwide, sickened enough to tell everyone in their e-mail that "they should take their word" for it that it's "sickening," but here's the link to watch it anyway...

Oh, Freud, you would have a ball with these guys!

I guess after YHWH gives them back the remote for their TV, they'll learn that they don't have to watch shows they don't think they're going to agree with. I mean, if I were like them, I'd be bitching every Sunday about how there's nothing I can watch on TV that isn't some type of "god brainwashing," and that we should be e-mailing our senators and congressmen to get this god-garbage off my TV.

Apparently, YHWH doesn't much care what I'm watching. I wonder why that is? Perhaps he doesn't care about what anyone's watching or doing?

You know, he might not even exist!!!

Please, hold the gasps of astonishment. I know, I know, shocking, isn't it? Perhaps you should all get off your asses and e-mail your senators and congressmen, asking for a nonbinding resolution that all must believe that sky god finds the FX Channel "sickening." That way, you can all act like the good little Fascists you think YHWH would want you to be...