Wednesday, January 24, 2007

In the Eye of the Beholder...

The so-called "American Family Association" is horrified--no, let me rephrase--they are "sickened" by a recent clip from a show called "Dirt" on the FX Channel. A few things pop into my head.
  1. Why are they watching a show called "Dirt"? The title alone doesn't sound "family friendly" (whatever the hell that means)
  2. I think by now we all know that non-broadcast channels show homosexual love scenes, as well as straight ones.
To view the actual scene they are "sickened" by, you can see it at YouTube here.

To the meat of the matter: Their real beef is with Ford, or as I think they sometimes refer to it, "The Automobile Maker of the Degenerates." We homosexuals, of course, refer to Ford by this lovely acronym:
F--Friendly
O--On
R--Relationship
D--Diversity

The AFA hates that an automaker here in the U.S. caters to us by heavily promoting Ford cars and trucks in gay publications, gay TV, gay movies, Gay Pride parades, and so on and so forth. And why shouldn't they? We have money (or, at least, that's what I've heard--if someone's found mine, please let me know!) They've claimed often enough that because we don't raise children (um, yeah we do!), don't get married (where we aren't allowed to), or other such nonsense that only makes sense in a twisted shade of reality that is nonexistent except in their heads (I would say "brains," but they may be too much credit, wouldn't you agree?), that we have oodles and oodles of money that we burn in the winter to heat our homes and use to buy sexual toys and sexual holidays and "Homo's On Ice" tickets in the winter... Of course, I often wonder why a group so anti-gay thinks they know more about what we do than we actually do! I mean, if I truly lived up to the imaginations of the AFA, my typical day would run something like this:
  1. Wake up
  2. Have sex with whatever I find lying around
  3. Sleep some more
  4. Have sex with something else when I wake up
  5. Eat a breakfast of uncertain origin
  6. Parade nude down the street
  7. Rape a few male pedestrians, most of them underage, on the way to school
  8. Watch (still nude) while little children play on the play ground at school
  9. Rape some of them
  10. Rape their teacher
  11. Order out for lunch, and rape the delivery guy when he arrives
  12. Spend the afternoon as a priest, raping altar boys
  13. Eat dinner in a gay bar, getting drunk (if I wasn't already)
  14. Parade home in the nude
  15. After raping more people on the way home, I sign them up for "Gay Camp" so we can convert more
  16. Wear women's clothing to go out that night and get drunk (again)
  17. Stay up all night having sex with every single male I see, gay or not
  18. Buy a Ford on the way home form the club, raping the car salesman
  19. Sleep
Doesn't leave much time for shopping, work, spending time with friends and family...

The fact that they find two men getting it on as "sickening" is just icing on the cake, if you ask me. I suppose YHWH held a gun to their head so they would have to watch the scene, then tell the world how "sickened" they were. Sickened enough to post it on YouTube, sickened enough to e-mail the YouTube video as an attachment to a purported "3,464,481" members worldwide, sickened enough to tell everyone in their e-mail that "they should take their word" for it that it's "sickening," but here's the link to watch it anyway...

Oh, Freud, you would have a ball with these guys!

I guess after YHWH gives them back the remote for their TV, they'll learn that they don't have to watch shows they don't think they're going to agree with. I mean, if I were like them, I'd be bitching every Sunday about how there's nothing I can watch on TV that isn't some type of "god brainwashing," and that we should be e-mailing our senators and congressmen to get this god-garbage off my TV.

Apparently, YHWH doesn't much care what I'm watching. I wonder why that is? Perhaps he doesn't care about what anyone's watching or doing?

You know, he might not even exist!!!

Please, hold the gasps of astonishment. I know, I know, shocking, isn't it? Perhaps you should all get off your asses and e-mail your senators and congressmen, asking for a nonbinding resolution that all must believe that sky god finds the FX Channel "sickening." That way, you can all act like the good little Fascists you think YHWH would want you to be...

4 comments:

david said...

You are very wrong that God does not care what you watch on TV. He does care (even though you dont care about Him) - the truth is that when Jesus comes back, you will care too. Right now life is all about what you want to do, no matter how depraved it is, but when Jesus comes back, it wont be so care-free. You can make fun of Christians all you want right now. You can make fun of God all you want right now, but the day is soon coming where your jokes will turn to tears and screams to try to take back all the evil you have said against God and all the evil you have done --then it will be too late. It is so sad that you have to be so stubborn and hard- hearted that you cannot even see the Truth. You are deceieved and I am afraid that no amount of 'witnessing' will change your mind -- catastophe may be the only thing that will bring you to God --I pray that it doesnt take something catastrophic for you to realize that God is real and He is alive and His son is coming back for His people. I really pray that you accept Him before its too late for you.

Jason Hughes said...

This is usually where I roll my eyes...

Tears and screams, eh? Yep, that must be that loving YHWH from the OT... tough love and all that rot.

What makes you so sure you aren't the one who's been "deceived"?

Truth, much like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. Facts, on the other hand...

mom said...

hello jason! i have a tv and i have a channel thing that changes the channel. i went through most of my life and can't really think of to much i watched that God couldn't watch with me. i feel people that have a problem with any of this should let people watch what they want. are we that stupid that people can't turn it off if you feel God couldn't watch the show with you??? i don't need a watchgroup to let me know that something isn't God pleasing. i am smart enough i feel to know what God would want me to watch and not watch. i probably won't watch it since it doesn't sound like something i would watch anyway. i don't really watch that much tv and i don't go mainstream on anything really when i stop to think about it. if i like it i watch it and if i even watch it a bit and think its stupid i turn the channel or better yet put on x country! :) well, anyway, i do agree with david on that God does care what you do and God does love us enough to let us do what we want to do in this life. i follow Gods teaching not because i have to but i find in my life things go so much better when you do seek out what He says. even if i am dead wrong on following Gods ways i don't think i missed out on anything. since i started to live my life for God (way back when i was a young girl) i can't think of anything that i didn't see a blessing that was meant to see and wouldn't see it if i didn't go through the bad and good stuff alike. God is real in my life and pray for you jason. i gave you over to God when you were just a baby and what ever path you have to go down i pray will lead you back some how. well, anyway, i love you and glad i live in a land that i can choose to watch what i want to watch and to worship the way i see fit. some places don't have that at all and the older i get i don't have enough body parts to count ALL my blessings! now thats something to smile about! :) :) :) :) love and prayers

mom said...

hello jason! i have a tv and i have a channel thing that changes the channel. i went through most of my life and can't really think of to much i watched that God couldn't watch with me. i feel people that have a problem with any of this should let people watch what they want. are we that stupid that people can't turn it off if you feel God couldn't watch the show with you??? i don't need a watchgroup to let me know that something isn't God pleasing. i am smart enough i feel to know what God would want me to watch and not watch. i probably won't watch it since it doesn't sound like something i would watch anyway. i don't really watch that much tv and i don't go mainstream on anything really when i stop to think about it. if i like it i watch it and if i even watch it a bit and think its stupid i turn the channel or better yet put on x country! :) well, anyway, i do agree with david on that God does care what you do and God does love us enough to let us do what we want to do in this life. i follow Gods teaching not because i have to but i find in my life things go so much better when you do seek out what He says. even if i am dead wrong on following Gods ways i don't think i missed out on anything. since i started to live my life for God (way back when i was a young girl) i can't think of anything that i didn't see a blessing that was meant to see and wouldn't see it if i didn't go through the bad and good stuff alike. God is real in my life and pray for you jason. i gave you over to God when you were just a baby and what ever path you have to go down i pray will lead you back some how. well, anyway, i love you and glad i live in a land that i can choose to watch what i want to watch and to worship the way i see fit. some places don't have that at all and the older i get i don't have enough body parts to count ALL my blessings! now thats something to smile about! :) :) :) :) love and prayers