Thursday, March 12, 2009

It Always Says What You Think It Says...

A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there. After the service, he was approached by a woman who said, "Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS mood swings." The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere and that he would look for it.

The following week after the service, the preacher called the woman aside and showed her a passage which read, "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."

1 comment:

elj377 said...

Okay...I will totally laugh at the PMS reference with the help of Good ol King James...I actually laughed out loud...thanks for the humor of it all!