This whole charade of "I place the economy as more important than the presidency" was laughable at best, sheer and utter panic-ridden poll-playing at worst. One wonders if he can handle both the "War on Drugs" and the "War on Terror" at the same time. He can't even toot his own horn to the public and pretend to know how to fix the "fundamentally-sound" economy at the same time!
Say it with me, McCain: "I will learn how to multi-task."
So I'll be at the bro and sis-in-laws house tonight, eating chip and dip and wondering if I can pretend to keep an open mind about McDush's answers to the questions...
I think perhaps McCain realized if he didn't show up, he'd be giving Barak a 2- to 3-hour window of nonstop, nationally-televised Democratic rally? The Maverick can't have that! It's a wonder one of his brilliant ideas wasn't to send the Palin in his stead--you know, to show how "ready she is" to be one heart attack away from the oval office...
Shudders at the thought...
And you think the "cowboy" we've had (Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal he is not!) for the last eight have been bad? Place that trigger-happy helicopter-hunting wolf/bear/moose-killing machine in the White House!
(Another bad visual--$4 billion dollars in tax-payer funds to redo the whole thing in dead fur... Ghastly!) Imagine the queen that would be behind THAT make-over!
She'll make Cheney look like the best hunting buddy anyone could ever ask for...
Aid: No, Sarah, grizzly is sooo over-the-top. POLAR BEAR fur is all the rage in Alaskan B-n-B's this year!
Sarah: Well, then, let's get Air Force 1 up there and shoot us some Polar Bear!
Aid: And can we pick up some Spotted Owl's? I have a severe idea for lamps in the Lincoln bedroom!
Sarah: Hey, Intern! Tell Congress I just removed the Spotted Owl from the Endangered Species list! (Cocks her rifle over her shoulder) Time to add them to the extinct list...
But that is another debate... (cue "Never Ending Story" theme song...)
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I think Obama could've done better, but McCain didn't "bring it" anyway, so no harm, no foul.
No... the real blogging fodder will be the upcoming debate. Can't wait! Love and hugs.
No... the real blogging fodder will be the upcoming debate. Can't wait! Love and hugs.
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