Friday, February 3, 2006

By Popular Demand: The Falwell Foot-in-Mouth Disease...

"I had a student ask me, "Could the savior you believe in save Osama bin Laden?" Of course, we know the blood of Jesus Christ can save him, and then he must be executed."

"The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country."

"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."

"Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan in America."

"AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals."

"Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions."

"The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews."

"The whole (global warming) thing is created to destroy America's free enterprise system and our economic stability."

"It appears that America's anti-Biblical feminist movement is at last dying, thank God, and is possibly being replaced by a Christ-centered men's movement which may become the foundation for a desperately needed national spiritual awakening."

"Textbooks are Soviet propaganda."

"Homosexuality is Satan's diabolical attack upon the family that will not only have a corrupting influence upon our next generation, but it will also bring down the wrath of God upon America."

"God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us probably what we deserve."

"I do not believe we can blame genetics for adultery, homosexuality, dishonesty and other character flaws."

"I sincerely believe that the collective efforts of many secularists during the past generation, resulting in the expulsion from our schools and from the public square, has left us vulnerable."

(re: 9/11 attacks) "...throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools, the abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked and when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad...I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who try to secularize America...I point the thing in their face and say you helped this happen."

"[homosexuals are] brute beasts...part of a vile and satanic system [that] will be utterly annihilated, and there will be a celebration in heaven."

"Pat ran for president once and he's a very political person, and that is the way politicians talk. They all use intimidation and political strong-arming to hopefully pick up a vote or two."

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Oh my god, I can't go on.... there are way too many. Is this guy a crackpot or what? I could probably fill 10 blogs with this crap that spews from his mouth. Anyway, hope you all get a good giggle out of it.

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